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Welcome to 1LovePoems, where we take the classic excuse “my dog ate my homework” to the next level with a collection of hilarious and charming poems. Whether you’re looking for a silly rhyme to lighten the mood or a heartfelt verse to express your love for your furry friend, we’ve got you covered. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this range of poems about our four-legged homework helpers. Who knows, you may even find some inspiration for your next excuse!
Short Poems
1. “The Excuse” My dog ate my homework, I swear that it’s true, He gobbled it up, Before I even knew.
2. “The Apology” Dear Teacher, I’m sorry, My dog was to blame, He chewed up my homework, It’s my fault, I’m ashamed.
3. “The Confession” I’ll tell you the truth, My dog didn’t eat, I procrastinated, And now I’m a cheat.
4. “The Resolution” No more excuses, I’ll do it on time, Homework complete, And no more canine crime.
Medium Poems
1. “Excuses, Excuses”
My dog ate my homework, oh what a cliché, But when I walked in my room, I knew it was true all the way. The papers were scattered, a mess on the floor, My dog looked up, guilty as ever before.
I searched for a reason, an excuse that would stick, But I knew deep inside, I had only one trick. So I hung my head, and as tears filled my eyes, I said to my teacher, “I’m sorry, please don’t penalize.”
2. “Man’s Best Friend”
My dog ate my homework, I know it sounds absurd, But it’s true, I swear it, every single word. He’s my best friend, always by my side, But in that moment, he couldn’t resist his canine pride.
I begged and pleaded, to no avail, My homework was gone, beyond the pale. But as I looked at my dog, with his wagging tail, I realized it wasn’t his fault, he couldn’t help but prevail.
3. “The Last Straw”
My dog ate my homework, again and again, I couldn’t take it, I was driven insane. So I made a plan, to end this silly game, And prevent my dog from taking the blame.
I kept my homework far from his reach, And finally, he couldn’t quite breach. So now, when I hand in my work, I can finally breathe, without a quirk.
The Great Excuse
I’ll tell you a tale that’s hard to swallow, About a dog who ate my homework, oh so hollow. It may seem like an old cliche, But it really happened to me, I’m here today to say.
It was late at night, and I was feeling quite weary, I had a project due, and was feeling quite dreary, I had spent all night on the assignment at hand, But then I realized, I didn’t have a plan.
I knew I couldn’t make the midnight deadline, So, I decided to lie and say that I was just fine, I told my teacher a dog ate my paper, It sounded like a fib, it made them taper.
The teacher just rolled their eyes and said, You’d better have that homework done by next week or you’ll be dead. I was dumbfounded and didn’t know what to do, But then I thought of a plan, which I would pursue.
I went home and searched for the perfect pooch, It had to be a breed with a guilty rooch, I found the perfect one that very night, I named him “Homework,” and thought I was quite bright.
The next day, I walked into class with a grin, I had my homework in my hand, as I strolled in, My teacher couldn’t believe what they had seen, Homework wasn’t due for another week, it was just obscene.
But then the teacher noticed the bite marks and tears, The paper was in a million pieces, it brought tears, They looked at me and said, “This is ridiculous, it’s not your fault”, But I didn’t feel bad, I knew I had found the perfect vault.
As time went on, I’d always blame my pup, For eating my work, it became my go-to backup, I never got caught, not even once, My excuse was so believable, it was full of fun.
So, if you ever need an excuse to skip your homework, Just tell them your dog ate it, you’ll twist their mind cork, But be warned, it may become a bad habit, Your dog might become famous, and people might grab it.
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My Doggy Ate My Essay
My doggy ate my essay. He picked up all my mail. He cleaned my dirty closet and dusted with his tail. He straightened out my posters and swept my wooden floor. My parents almost fainted when he fixed my bedroom door. I did not try to stop him. He made my windows shine. My room looked like a palace, and my dresser smelled like pine. He fluffed up every pillow. He folded all my clothes. He even cleaned my fish tank with a toothbrush and a hose. I thought it was amazing to see him use a broom. I’m glad he ate my essay on “How to Clean My Room.” Copyright Credit: “My Doggy Ate My Essay” © 2009 by Darren Sardelli. Reprinted from Galaxy Pizza and Meteor Pie , Copyright © 2009 by Laugh-A-Lot Books. Used with permission from Darren Sardelli. Source: Galaxy Pizza and Meteor Pie (Laugh-A-Lot Books)
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"My doggy ate my homework. He chewed it up," I said. But when I offered my excuse My teacher shook her head.
I saw this wasn't going well. I didn't want to fail. Before she had a chance to talk, I added to the tale:
"Before he ate, he took my work And tossed it in a pot. He simmered it with succotash Till it was piping hot.
"He scrambled up my science notes With eggs and bacon strips, Along with sauted spelling words And baked potato chips.
"He then took my arithmetic And had it gently fried. He broiled both my book reports With pickles on the side.
"He wore a doggy apron As he cooked a notebook stew. He barked when I objected. There was nothing I could do."
"Did he wear a doggy chef hat?" My teacher gave a scowl. "He did," I said. "And taking it Would only make him growl."
My teacher frowned, but then I said As quickly as I could, "He covered it with ketchup, And he said it tasted good."
"A talking dog who likes to cook?" My teacher had a fit. She sent me to the office, And that is where I sit.
I guess I made a big mistake In telling her all that. 'Cause I dont have a doggy. It was eaten by my cat.
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All My Great Excuses
By kenn nesbitt.
I started on my homework but my pen ran out of ink. My hamster ate my homework. My computer’s on the blink.
I accidentally dropped it in the soup my mom was cooking. My brother flushed it down the toilet when I wasn’t looking.
My mother ran my homework through the washer and the dryer. An airplane crashed into our house. My homework caught on fire.
Tornadoes blew my notes away. Volcanoes struck our town. My notes were taken hostage by an evil killer clown.
Some aliens abducted me. I had a shark attack. A pirate swiped my homework and refused to give it back.
I worked on these excuses so darned long my teacher said, “I think you’ll find it’s easier to do the work instead.”
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My Dog Does My Homework
A Funny Dog Poem for Kids
From the book When the Teacher Isn't Looking
My dog does my homework at home every night. He answers each question and gets them all right.
There’s only one problem with homework by Rover. I can’t turn in work that’s been slobbered all over.
— Kenn Nesbitt
Copyright © 2005. All Rights Reserved.
Reading Level: Grade 2 Topics: Animal Poems , School Poems Poetic Techniques: Anthropomorphism & Personification , Descriptive Poems , Irony Word Count: 41
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Poems By Darren Sardelli
My doggy ate my essay.
My doggy ate my essay.
He picked up all my mail.
He cleaned my dirty closet
and dusted with his tail.
He straightened out my posters
and swept my wooden floor.
My parents almost fainted
when he fixed my bedroom door.
I did not try to stop him.
He made my windows shine.
My room looked like a palace,
and my dresser smelled like pine.
He fluffed up every pillow.
He folded all my clothes.
He even cleaned my fish tank
with a toothbrush and a hose.
I thought it was amazing
to see him use a broom.
I’m glad he ate my essay
on “How to Clean My Room.”
Poem Copyright © Darren Sardelli (All Rights Reserved)
* Published in Galaxy Pizza and Meteor Pie
My Taco Flavored Book Report
My taco flavored book report
was lost by Mr. Blissing.
I never got it back from him.
He claimed each page was missing.
The instant he was questioned,
he confessed he tried to grade it,
but the pages smelled so yummy
he got curious and ate it!
Surprise Party
A pineapple pancake
is pinned to my chin.
There’s bacon all over my belly.
The yolk from an egg
is invading my ear.
My back has been blasted with jelly.
A nectarine smoothie
is freezing my neck.
A hash brown is hugging my head.
My birthday began
with my robot exploding,
while serving me breakfast in bed.
The Letter "A"
The letter A is awesome!
It's arguably the best.
Without an A , you could not get
an A + on a test.
You’d never see an acrobat
or eat an apple pie.
You couldn’t be an astronaut
or kiss your aunt goodbye.
An antelope would not exist.
An ape would be unknown.
You’d never hear a person
say “Afraid” or “All Alone”.
The A ’s in avocado
would completely disappear
and certain words would be forgot
like “ankle”, “arm”, and “ear”.
Without the A , you couldn’t aim
an arrow in the air.
You wouldn’t ask for apricots
or almonds at a fair.
Aruba and Australia
would be missing from a map.
You’d never use an ATM,
an apron, or an app.
The arctic fox and aardvark
would be absent from the zoo,
and vowels, as you know them,
would be E, I, O, and U.
There wouldn’t be an A chord
on the instruments you play.
Let’s appreciate, admire,
and applaud the letter A.
* Published in BLAST OFF! (The School Magazine) - Australia
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The Silliest Teacher in School
Our teacher gave detention
to the fountains in the hall.
She handed extra homework
to the artwork on the wall.
We saw her point a finger
at a banner and a sign.
She said their bad behavior
was completely out of line.
The principal approached her
and said, “What is all this fuss?
I heard you tried to punish
all the tires on a bus.
“You’ve made the teachers angry
by disrupting all their classes,
so if you want to keep this job,
you have to wear your glasses!”
My lockers filled with lots of things
like golden crowns from queens and kings,
a heated brush for ice and snow,
Connect the Dots and Tic Tac Toe ,
a crystal ball, a time machine,
a robot mop that likes to clean,
a lightning bolt, a treasure chest,
and cowboys from the Wild, Wild West.
It also holds Da Vinci’s bed,
the magic hat from Frosty’s head,
a talking tree, a flying train,
the knowledge found in Einstein’s brain,
a baseball team, a balance beam,
a chocolate cookie dipped in cream,
fluorescent moons, colliding stars,
and ancient stones from Earth and Mars.
Although they’re not on shelves and hooks,
you’ll find these things inside my books.
* Published in READ ME OUT LOUD!
I Stood on the Ceiling
I stood on the ceiling for seventeen minutes.
I walked up a lavender wall.
I danced on a doughnut with strawberry filling
and touched every light in the hall.
I sat on a mushroom and anchovy pizza.
I spun and dove into a pie.
I love being me! Yes, I’m happy and free!
It’s incredible being a fly!
* Published in HOP TO IT
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Searching for a Unicorn
While searching for a unicorn,
we saw a brontosaurus.
It looked like he was hiding
from a pink tyrannosaurus.
Iguanodons were running
from an angry Stegosaurus.
We froze like copper statues
when a Pterodactyl saw us.
We also saw a Saltasaurus,
Supersaurus, Allosaurus—
dancing on a popcorn stage
and singing with a chorus.
Luckily, for us, you see,
these dinosaurs ignored us.
They sailed across the sunset sky
as clouds passed by before us.
My Grandmother Married a Snowman
My grandmother married a Snowman.
His eyes were as blue as the sky.
His candy cane spectacles melted her heart.
She thought he was sweeter than pie.
They met on a day in December.
The wind from the blizzard was brutal that day—
a day she will always remember.
He wasn’t a fan of the heat.
He liked to wear top hats with all of his suits
and mistletoe socks on his feet.
This isn’t a joke or a game.
She stood by his side as she shouted, “I DO!" ,
and SNOWMAN became her last name.
I Never Knew
Bachelor’s Buttons,
Angel’s Trumpets,
Lion’s Ear, and Stock.
A Shooting Star,
Forget Me Nots—
you’ll see them on my block.
Lady’s Slipper,
Breath of Heaven,
Hawthorn, Heather, Hearts,
Baby’s Breath,
and Buttercups—
their beauty tops the charts.
Jacob’s Ladder,
Red Hot Poker,
Filbert, Fern, and Lily.
Goosefoot, Fennel,
Phlox, and Flax—
these words are rather silly.
Christmas Cactus,
Ice Cream Tulips,
Shoofly, Gorse, and Dill—
I never knew
that flower names
could be a major thrill.
Broken Soup
I put soup in the freezer
to save it for my nieces.
They took it out and dropped it—
and now their soup’s in pieces!
Special Pets
A kangaroo is jumping
on the ceiling in my room.
A mouse is on my pillowcase—
She’s sweeping with a broom.
The elephants are basking
in a basket full of clothes.
There’s even tiny turtles
making tacos on my toes.
A dog is dodging dodge balls
by the windows on my wall.
A cat is playing checkers
with a hamster in the hall.
The dolphins in my dresser drawer
are dressed in purple slickers.
I asked my mom for special pets—
Instead I got these stickers!
A Good Listener
I built it with boogie boards, plywood, and gum,
electric guitars, and a seven-foot drum.
I added a mattress and painted it red.
My mom can’t believe it— I made my own bed!
I never put my things away.
I never dust my room.
I never fix the things I break.
I never use a broom.
I never take the garbage out.
I never buy the food.
I never feel embarrassment
or worry how I’m viewed.
I never clear the countertops.
I never scrub the floors.
I never turn the TV off.
I never lock the doors.
I never wash the dinner plates.
I never say a word.
I never knew that life would be
so easy for a bird.
* Published in TOUCHDOWN (The School Magazine) - Australia
Erasing the Board
I thought my teacher would be proud
when I erased the board.
I thought she’d say, “Terrific Job!”
and give me a reward.
I thought the students in my class
would smile, clap, and cheer.
I never thought the chalkboard
would completely disappear.
* Published in Galaxy Pizza and Meteor Pie and T he Best Ever Book of Funny Poems
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"Good morning, dear students," the principal said. "Please put down your pencils and go back to bed. Today we will spend the day playing outside, then take the whole school on a carnival ride. ...
My teacher ate my homework, which I thought was rather odd. He sniffed at it and smiled with an approving sort of nod. ...
I started on my homework, but my pen ran out of ink… My hamster ate my homework… My computer's on the blink… ...
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While strolling down the beach today I came upon a lamp. It was dusty, it was dirty, it was dingy, it was damp. ...
I hope that you believe me, for I wouldn't tell a lie. I cannot turn my science homework in and this is why: ...
Homework, I love you. I think that you're great. It's wonderful fun when you keep me up late. I think you're the best when I'm totally stressed, preparing and cramming all night for a test. ...
I cooked my math book in a broth and stirred it to a steaming froth. I threw in papers—pencils, too— to make a pot of homework stew. ...
My dog does my homework at home every night. He answers each question and gets them all right. ...
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Attention all students! Attention all kids! Hold onto your horses! Hold onto your lids! We have just exactly the thing that you need whenever you've way too much homework to read. ...
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Hello, my name is Madison. I live on Lincoln Street. I'm in the state of Washington. I think that's pretty neat. ...
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Swimming in the swimming pool is where I like to 'B,' wearing underwater goggles so that I can 'C.' ...
Our homework assignment was simply to write down the capitals for every state. I wrote down MONTANA, NEW YORK, INDIANA. I thought I was doing just great. ...
My pig won't let me watch TV. It's totally unfair. He watches anything he wants but doesn't ever share. ...
My sister thinks she's Santa Claus. It's really kind of cute. She likes to shout out 'Ho, Ho, Ho!' and wears a bright red suit. She carries lots of toys around inside a great big sack and keeps her eight pet reindeer with her sleigh out in the back. She even has a workshop where she makes a lot of noise directing all the elves who help by making brand new toys. Then once a year, on Christmas Eve, she flies off in her sleigh delivering her gifts around the world for Christmas Day. She'd make a perfect Santa which is why it's just too bad my sister can't be Santa Claus; see, Santa is our dad. ...
Kenn Nesbitt Biography
Kenn Nesbitt is an American children's poet. On June 11, 2013 he was named Children's Poet Laureate by the Poetry Foundation. He is a writer of humorous poetry for children, including the books My Hippo Has the Hiccups and Revenge of the Lunch Ladies. Kenn Nesbitt has collaborated with poet Linda Knaus on one collection of Christmas poems entitled Santa Got Stuck in the Chimney and with children's musician Eric Herman on several CDs. His poems also appear in numerous anthologies of humorous children's poetry. Nesbitt's writing often includes imagery of outrageous happenings, before ending on a realistic note. Being children's poems, many make fun of school life. He was born on February 20, 1962 in Berkeley, California. He grew up in Fresno and San Diego, California, United States. He wrote his first children's poem, Scrawny Tawny Skinner, in 1994. Later, he wrote several more poems. In 1997, he decided to write his first poetry book, My Foot Fell Asleep, which was published in 1998. After that, he continued to author more poetry books. Kenn Nesbitt's poem "The Tale Of The Sun And The Moon", was used in the 2010 movie Life as We Know It (film). It was set to music by Eric Herman.)
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Good Morning, Dear Students "Good morning, dear students," the principal said. "Please put down your pencils and go back to bed. Today we will spend the day playing outside, then take the whole school on a carnival ride. "We'll learn to eat candy while watching TV, then listen to records and swing from a tree. We'll also be learning to draw on the walls, to scream in the classrooms and run in the halls. "So bring in your skateboard, your scooter, your bike. It's time to be different and do what you like. The teachers are going to give you a rest. You don't have to study. There won't be a test. "And if you'd prefer, for a bit of a change, feel free to go wild and act really strange. Go put on a clown suit and dye your hair green, and copy your face on the Xerox machine. "Tomorrow it's back to the regular grind. Today, just go crazy. We really don't mind. So tear up your homework. We'll give you an A. Oh wait. I'm just kidding. It's April Fools' Day."
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Poems, readings, poetry news and the entire 110-year archive of POETRY magazine. Poems, readings, poetry news and the entire 110-year archive of POETRY magazine. ... "My doggy ate my homework. He chewed it up," I said. But when I offered my excuse. My teacher shook her head. I saw this wasn't going well. I didn't want to fail.
From the book When the Teacher Isn't Looking. My computer ate my homework. Yes, it's troublesome, but true. Though it didn't gnaw or nibble. and it didn't chomp or chew. It digested it completely. It consumed my homework whole, when I pressed the Shift and Enter keys. instead of Shift-Control.
From the book Revenge of the Lunch Ladies. My teacher ate my homework, which I thought was rather odd. He sniffed at it and smiled. with an approving sort of nod. He took a little nibble —. it's unusual, but true —. then had a somewhat larger bite. and gave a thoughtful chew.
My Teacher Ate My Homeworkby Kenn NesbittMy teacher ate m. homework, which I thought was rather odd. He sniffed at i. and smiled with an approving sort of nod.He took a little nibble -- it's unusual, but true -- then had a somew. at larger bite and gave a thoughtful chew.I think he must. have liked it, for he really went to town.He gobbled it wit.
Short Poems. 1. "The Excuse" My dog ate my homework, I swear that it's true, He gobbled it up, Before I even knew. 2. "The Apology" Dear Teacher, I'm sorry, My dog was to blame, He chewed up my homework, It's my fault, I'm ashamed. 3. "The Confession" I'll tell you the truth, My dog didn't eat, I procrastinated, And now ...
Music homework purportedly partially eaten by a dog "The dog ate my homework" (or "My dog ate my homework") is an English expression which carries the suggestion of being a common, poorly fabricated excuse made by schoolchildren to explain their failure to turn in an assignment on time.The phrase is referenced, even beyond the educational context, as a sarcastic rejoinder to any similarly glib ...
My Doggy Ate My HomeworkBY DAVE CRAWLEY"My doggy ate my homework.He chewed it up," I said.But when I offered my excuseMy teacher shook her head.I saw this wa...
By Darren Sardelli. My doggy ate my essay. He picked up all my mail. He cleaned my dirty closet. and dusted with his tail. He straightened out my posters. and swept my wooden floor. My parents almost fainted. when he fixed my bedroom door.
"My doggy ate my homework. He chewed it up," I said. But when I offered my excuse My teacher shook her head. I saw this wasn't going well. I didn't want to fail. Before she had a chance to talk, I added to the tale: "Before he ate, he took my work And tossed it in a pot. He simmered it with succotash Till it was piping hot. "He scrambled up my ...
My Doggy Ate My Homework Poem by Dave Crawley - Free download as PDF File (.pdf), Text File (.txt) or read online for free.
The dog ate my homework : poems about school. Publication date 2001 Topics Schools -- Juvenile poetry, Children's poetry, English, Schools, Poetry, School, CF Publisher London : Watts Collection internetarchivebooks; inlibrary; printdisabled Contributor Internet Archive Language English Item Size 94004014.
From the book The Biggest Burp Ever. My dog ate my homework. and gobbled it up. My dog ate my homework. It's gonna be late. will just have to wait. My dog ate my homework. He swallowed it whole. with food in his bowl.
All My Great Excuses. but my pen ran out of ink. My hamster ate my homework. My computer's on the blink. in the soup my mom was cooking. when I wasn't looking. through the washer and the dryer. An airplane crashed into our house. My homework caught on fire.
My Teacher Ate My Homework Poem Kenn Nesbitt - Free download as PDF File (.pdf), Text File (.txt) or read online for free.
My Teacher Ate My Homework. My teacher ate my homework, which I thought was rather odd. He sniffed at it and smiled. with an approving sort of nod. He took a little nibble—. it's unusual, but true—. then had a somewhat larger bite. and gave a thoughtful chew.
Originally published: Poetry party. 1996. Skip to main content. We're fighting to restore access to 500,000+ books in court this week. Join us! A line drawing of the Internet Archive headquarters building façade. ... My dog ate my homework! : a collection of funny poems by Lansky, Bruce; Carpenter, Stephen, ill. Publication date 2002
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A Funny Dog Poem for Kids. 2794 votes. From the book When the Teacher Isn't Looking. My dog does my homework. at home every night. He answers each question. and gets them all right. There's only one problem. with homework by Rover.
My doggy ate my essay. He picked up all my mail. He cleaned my dirty closet. and dusted with his tail. He straightened out my posters. and swept my wooden floor. My parents almost fainted . when he fixed my bedroom door. I did not try to stop him. He made my windows shine. My room looked like a palace, and my dresser smelled like pine. He ...
My dog ate my homework! : a collection of funny poems by Lansky, Bruce. Publication date 2009 Topics Humorous poetry, American, Children's poetry, American, Poetry, Humorous poetry ... Provides a collection of humorous poems on such topics as siblings, parents, pets, and school Originally published: Poetry party. 1996
Later, he wrote several more poems. In 1997, he decided to write his first poetry book, My Foot Fell Asleep, which was published in 1998. After that, he continued to author more poetry books. Kenn Nesbitt's poem "The Tale Of The Sun And The Moon", was used in the 2010 movie Life as We Know It (film). It was set to music by Eric Herman.)
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